i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
friend describing their oc: a dramatic backstory, flaws, personality and everything about oc is well written and deep
me describing my oc: “uh… he likes cats.”
How I talk:
50% a combination of both.
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
Im sorry. That sucks. Maybe they’re just not for you though.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
i hate games with character customization because i always make my character too attractive and then i spend 50% of my time in the game admiring how attractive my character is
if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions
I wonder if many other people listen to music and imagine intense, dramatic, emotional movielike scenes with their favorite characters, or if I just have too much time on my hands
“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well